Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Save the Pigs


Apparently the pigs of the USA have revolted against the horrible name "Swine Flu" indicting them as killers and sick bearers the world over.

Thankfully, the United States Government has stepped in to help save them from the humiliation of it all. Instead of "Swine Flu" we are now supposed to call this rabid disease the H1N1 Virus. Thank you Congress! I am glad you have nothing better to do then to help the poor pigs- and give us really long names that are hard to say.

2 comments:

Lula O said...

H1N1 somehow sounds worse doesn't it. Leave it to the government to mix numbers and letters that make no melodious sound whatsoever. I prefer a typical Calvin and Hobbes type of name, the horrible space kablooy virus. That seems a better fit.

Bryce and Mandy said...

Yes, that is much more catchy than swine flu and much easier to say. :)