Saturday, November 1, 2008

Joe Wurzelbacher - The King of Thrones

Joe Wurzelbacher is apparently making the most of his - only until election day (hasn't anyone told him that?) - time in the spotlight by hiring a Nashville PR firm. What's in the works for this - America's unlicensed everyman? Some possibilities: a career as a country singer, penning a memoir, political aspirations, and now I read on another blog that Home Depot's considering him as a new spokesperson....

I can imagine the poster on the sliding glass door as I enter to buy cheap plumbing supplies from store employees that can't tell the difference between a pretty chamber pot or a glazed terra cotta one. Some possible slogans I've seen below:

Got a crack in your pipes? Let this crack fix yours. Call Home Depot.
If I can flush the McCain/Palin ticket down the toilet, I can certainly flush yours.
I'm a tool, and I like to be around other tools.
If I learned how to be a plumber from watching This Old House all day, so can you.
License, schmicense. Who needs a piece of paper to tell us we're smart?

Ah, I'll be so sad when election day comes and goes....

3 comments:

Bryce and Mandy said...

Blech! It really bugs me when people become famous for absolutely no reason (Paris Hilton). A book? Oh boy, I bet that would be a page turner. I love how he is being called the "typical, hard-working American taxpayer" when he owes back taxes. Yeah, he is a great example to us all. I sure hope the Home Depot thing isn't true.

Ben and Christina said...

He better not start making more then $250,000 or the socialist, marxist, terrorist, islamic (what other names has he been called?) Barack Obama will come after him in the middle of the night and destroy him!

Lula O said...

You forgot Commy. I just heard Joe's real name is Samuel. The plot thickens...