Joe Wurzelbacher is apparently making the most of his - only until election day (hasn't anyone told him that?) - time in the spotlight by hiring a Nashville PR firm. What's in the works for this - America's unlicensed everyman? Some possibilities: a career as a country singer, penning a memoir, political aspirations, and now I read on another blog that Home Depot's considering him as a new spokesperson....I can imagine the poster on the sliding glass door as I enter to buy cheap plumbing supplies from store employees that can't tell the difference between a pretty chamber pot or a glazed terra cotta one. Some possible slogans I've seen below:
Got a crack in your pipes? Let this crack fix yours. Call Home Depot.If I can flush the McCain/Palin ticket down the toilet, I can certainly flush yours.
I'm a tool, and I like to be around other tools.
If I learned how to be a plumber from watching This Old House all day, so can you.
License, schmicense. Who needs a piece of paper to tell us we're smart?
Ah, I'll be so sad when election day comes and goes....
3 comments:
Blech! It really bugs me when people become famous for absolutely no reason (Paris Hilton). A book? Oh boy, I bet that would be a page turner. I love how he is being called the "typical, hard-working American taxpayer" when he owes back taxes. Yeah, he is a great example to us all. I sure hope the Home Depot thing isn't true.
He better not start making more then $250,000 or the socialist, marxist, terrorist, islamic (what other names has he been called?) Barack Obama will come after him in the middle of the night and destroy him!
You forgot Commy. I just heard Joe's real name is Samuel. The plot thickens...
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